God I Love This Movie!
Vinny: Hey, need a lift?
Stacy: Vinny! What are you doing here?
Vinny: I was just driving around the neighborhood. Last night I did something— Look, it’s like this. It’s Christmas Day, I’m sitting around my house, right, I’m all alone… so, uh, I hop in the limo… 24 hours later, I wind up in Chicago. And I say to myself, Vincent, where the hell you going? That’s when it hits me… I’m coming to see you.
Stacy: You drove all that way just to see me?
Vinny: Hey, only 4 days and, what, 18 speeding tickets.
Stacy: Don’t let it get to you. Just think, if you separated her individual body parts with, say, like a huge a meat cleaver, and then laid them out on a table, you wouldn’t think she was such hot stuff.
[After reading the “Pretend You’re Sensitive Handbook”.]
Vinny: Stacy, how nice to see you. Do you have a few minutes? I mean, it occurred to me, I don’t even know where you work.
Stacy: Where I work?
Vinny: Yeah, you know, your career plans, your dreams, your aspirations… I really want to hear all about them.
Stacy: What I want? I don’t even know — ask me what anyone else wants. Give me three seconds, I’ll figure out your whole entire life.
Vinny: Would you maybe want to share something with me about your childhood, perhaps?
Stacy: Vinny, what the hell are you talking about? I’m in a big rush. Look, I have to go talk to Melissa, because if I don’t figure out something about my life soon, I’m going to crack!
Vinny: I respect your strength, Stacy, and I think you’ve got a lot of potential!
Stacy: [narrating] Okay, when I first met Vinny, I thought, this guy is a living argument for birth control. But as I get to know him better, I realize he’s just like the rest of us: a mess.
Melissa: Uh, this is one that the kids at school told me. Why did the chicken go halfway across the street?
Vinny: Why?
Melissa: He wanted to lay it on the line. —You’re not laughing.
Vinny: Oh, not yet, not yet. Inside, it’s building, it’s building. About a half hour from now I’ll be rolling all over the beach, I’m telling you. You won’t be able to stop me. I’ll be in hysterics.
[After she dumps him.]
Nick: Okay, that’s okay. But let me tell you, you’re making a big mistake. ‘Cause I am going to make it.
Stacy: Good.
Nick: I’m going to be huge. I’m going to be bigger than huge! I’m going to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magaz— no, forget that. I’m going to be on the cover of Time magazin— no! Forget that… I… I… am going to have… *more fans than Elvis*!
Stacy: Good.
Nick: Yeah! And I won’t even be dead! Think about it.
Stacy: [reading] “Dear Stacy, I hope you don’t mind me writing to you, but the only other letter I ever wrote was to the editor of Flex magazine, and that was just to say how much I enjoyed this particular article called - ”
Vinny: “Hammer Those Gluts ‘Til Your Butt’s Like a Bowling Ball.”
job hunts…
they really suck. especially in strath, because i swear the businesses here are racist. they only hire portugese people or the rich little dutch kids who dont even need jobs. its really frustrating, and i wish we were out of here already
Quests
I am on a quest. it’s the most ridiculous thing ever but i’m determined. i collect teddy bears. but not just any ones, oh no. i collect the Pickford Brass Button 20th Century Bears.
each one represents a decade since the 1900s, and they’re adorable. there are 11 in total, and i currently own 10. I attained one of the two i was missing yesterday during a brief foray into london, which i dont regret at all, and neither does my mom upon seeing my reaction. his name is mookie and he’s a gangster frm the 30’sand he’s adorable (he’s the one in yellow)
I’m only missing casey, the 40’s bear. i’ve psoted an ad looking for him, but no replies yet. but i have the rest pictured above plus one extra not shown. they all sit on a special shelf in my room andhave era themed parties when i’m not home, i just know it lol.
i can remember where i got each of them, and how, and i love them all… i jsut wish casey could come home…
wow this sounds pathetic for an almost twenty year old, but for those who know me you know this is pretty standard lol
If anyone has seen casey and wants to return him home, please send me a message, his family misses him
Not mine, but the next day i realized he was being clark kent, and totally face palmed. starkid, how genius can you get?
(Source: starkidsconfessions)
![theponderingsofjonathan:
nevertoooldtolovemuppets:
Muppet Stuff was a New York City boutique located at 833 Lexington Avenue from 1980 to 1993. This was the only store in the world to exclusively feature Muppet, Sesame and Fraggle products.
When the store opened in 1980, it was promoted in the Muppet Show Fan Club newsletter: “There is a charming little building in New York City on Lexington Avenue. The facade is brick with carved cherubs and arched window. It is wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling Muppet Stuff! At MUPPET STUFF everything that has a Muppet on it is available — books, clothes, records, jewelry, toys, games and much more. New products are introduced regularly. MUPPET STUFF is located at 833 Lexington Avenue, New York City, NY 10021.”
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Here’s a phrase I never thought I’d say: Holy mackerel, I wish I was alive in the 80’s.
FOREVER BITTER THAT I NEVER GOT TO GO
Well Ladies and Gents, we now know the first think I would do if given the chance to time travel… after acquiring enough money to buy out the entire store… New Life Goal](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m295na4DsL1r3h53so1_1280.jpg)
Muppet Stuff was a New York City boutique located at 833 Lexington Avenue from 1980 to 1993. This was the only store in the world to exclusively feature Muppet, Sesame and Fraggle products.
When the store opened in 1980, it was promoted in the Muppet Show Fan Club newsletter: “There is a charming little building in New York City on Lexington Avenue. The facade is brick with carved cherubs and arched window. It is wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling Muppet Stuff! At MUPPET STUFF everything that has a Muppet on it is available — books, clothes, records, jewelry, toys, games and much more. New products are introduced regularly. MUPPET STUFF is located at 833 Lexington Avenue, New York City, NY 10021.”
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Here’s a phrase I never thought I’d say: Holy mackerel, I wish I was alive in the 80’s.
FOREVER BITTER THAT I NEVER GOT TO GO
Well Ladies and Gents, we now know the first think I would do if given the chance to time travel… after acquiring enough money to buy out the entire store… New Life Goal
#763 You might be in trouble in a musical if:
Your once fine vessel has become a floating psycho ward.
(Muppet Treasure Island)
We were sailing… sailing… the wind was on our side
Tradition
So, since i am now finished second year lets go through the check list shall we?
Thorough scrubbing to get exams off me? Check
Complete facial? Check
New Haircut, done by yours truly? Check
Is it cute? Check, its adorable, and light so i wont get bogged down by my massive hair over summer
Watching childish television shows? Check
Tiny Toon Adventures? Check
Juice? Check
Snacks? Check
Chocolate? Check
Gonzo Stuffed Toy to cuddle with? Check!
Looks like I’m all set. Welcome summer, how I’ve missed you
Admit it, you just read along with the voices playing in your head… lol
(Source: lskywalkers)
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Thoughts…
I apologize in advance, because upon completing this i realize how pathetic and mopey it sounds.
I think I’ve figured it out. oh nothing important in the long run of things, but something important to figuring out my emotions and feelings right now going into summer and the dangerous territory of strathroy, where dangerous enemies lurk around every supermarket aisle.
I now know why Jeffrey will always have a place in my heart and be considered a friend. Jeffrey picked me. Not in the end and not how i wanted, but how I needed at that time. In a class and school of more talented people he would pick me to be his partner in projects and assignments. On the day of silence we knew what each other was thinking and acted out a dudley do right and snidely whiplash scene just because, and no one else understood. If someone offered him a hug after a bad day he would say no but if I offered he would be soo happy, because “Erica hugs are extra special”, because to him I was special. and after so long of no one finding anything of note about me, to have someone who thought I was not only worth something but better than others was very important to developing the meagre self esteem i have now. and I will always have a special place in my heart for him because he gave me one of the best gifts i’ve ever gotten, belief in myself. Its because of him i’ve gotten involved in the theatre program at my university, despite him being in other countries or different schools. and its because of him that i want to better myself in mind and body, albeit it for a very selfish reason, to rub it in his face one day that i’ve become something he wishes he could have, and once could have, but never will.(hopeless i know, but still its nice to dream) and its because of him that i’ve developed such a love for showtunes and musicals.
and although he has had such an impact on my past i refuse to let him dictate my future. I refuse to read too far into his last talk with me, because there was some crazy shit said then on his part.
but now i know why i cant forget him, and why it hurts so much that he will never choose me again, and that he hasnt been there this past year. i miss him so much sometimes i wanna cry. i have yet to watch phantom, or evita, or cats because i’m scared i might burst into tears… heck i’m tearing up right now. but i’ve realized that he’s found his goal in life and has chosen to go after it, and although we will undoubtedly meet again( and when we do when he tries to ask why i havent talked to him i will remind him of his promise to keep in touch this year and walk away) i know that i need to choose where my life will go and stop hoping he’ll choose for me.
so to jefftan, a man whom only the ghost remains, i miss you, and given the chance i would choose for you to be in my life again because you were my best friend, but i bid you farewell and hope life is kind to you
My Night
sigh, my night thus far has consisted of getting tiny toon adventures episodes to entertain my nephew with over the summer, as well as the muppet babies episodes i’ve been getting for the past couple weeks, perusing the tumblr for fun stuff, and playing starfox adventures… and missing my movie collection terribly… oh well, four more days and i can go home. i can’t wait :D
oh, and i’ve also been trying very hard to remember my dreams from last night… i know dylan was there and we might have started dating… but i just cant remember for certain… god i sound pathetic
About me
The random and not so random thoughts of a Canadian girl... the posts depend on what mood i'm in and what movie i watch, starkid, muppets and movies very common, with rants thoughts and dreams often... this makes no sense
